There's so many fun things about the Kool-Aid Man enigma, I don't know where to start.

Course, it's important to realize what Kool-Aid Man was promoting, which in turn explains why he's the way he is. Kool-Aid isn't something you drink when you're thirsty. It's something you drink when you can't find crack. Have you ever tasted the poo? Liquid sugar. By the time you finish a glass, the only thing you'll be able to think about is how many cars you can lift with your bad arm. Did you ever wonder why Kool-Aid Man's breaking through walls all the time? Look at what he's drinking!

It's very important to realize why the Kool-aid man is so bad bass. bad. bass. Who else can break through numerous concrete walls without spilling any of his Kool-Aid - which is a refreshing taste all kids love - and his "OH YEAH!" Battlecry that strikes fear into the hearts of his villians.

If you want to look at his weaknesses I think it's the inability to use doors, gates or other normal means of entrance.

Some people may aruge that the Kool-Aid man is one of those heros who foolishly thinks he can make up for his useless powers by using them 20 times more than normal. And that, Instead of just admitting his uselessness, Kool-Aid Man spends all his time lurking behind the fence at children's pool parties, hoping that eventually one of them will forget his parents' warnings, and wonder out loud if there's anything left to drink. Those people can shove it.